tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

(via mlawwll)

(Source: ethertune, via transmute-me)

Fuck

It snowed here in Michigan like can it not I want it to be warm I’m tired of dressing like an Eskimo

d-opescope:

Me

Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.

(Source: spookymew, via shishisheila)

(Source: story-dj, via fluffysinfulpie)

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

(via risaisafox)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: a-seedy-old-man, via not-perfectyet)

(Source: staahlfoto, via l-uugia)

(Source: ana-lopo, via moshturbate)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

buckyraccoon:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

(via not-perfectyet)

"Black is always elegant. It is the most complete colour in the whole world, made of all the colours in the palette."

— Ricardo Tisci (via enkelthed)

(Source: monpetitsoulierr, via methbusters)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via triforce-of-stupid)